"The only [newspaper] story is that drugs are bad and they will kill you - I know lots of people that take cocaine three nights a week and get up and go to work every day, no problem. But we never hear that side of the story." - Lilly Allen
No Lilly, it won't kill YOU. But as cocaine is possibly the most harmful drug on the planet when one considers its lifecycle impact - responsible for ruining the lives of many people who are enslaved to its production and distribution by cartels in the South American countries where it is made, just so that your mates in Punk can do a line to help make conversation flow more freely with their bottle of Cristal - maybe you might want to look outside your West London bubble before you enlight us with your insight.
But then you do have a new album out, don't you?